If hordes dear readers, today we'll talk about those small moments, which I personally like to call Moments bitches ", are those little moments where the stars are aligned in a perfect life and cosmic dance fuck you is not fuck you to death, is a rather subtle way, and creeping fuck miserable existence, the right word would be subtly.
do talking this crazy?
Then you will wonder ... I mean for example that time when you are about to watch a movie lying on the couch emulating a good dog shit in the sun, you go and you lie and you'll turn on the TV or DVD is that the remote control of the balls is not within the reach of your hand, at that moment is when you think "bitches", but that's not all, there are more moments, like when you go to your website home call the elevator and enters this coming just your neighbor next door who can not stand and you get to swallow seven fucking floor with him, "bitches" ...
more?, When you take 20 minutes fuck the sun waiting for the damn bus and decide to light up a cigar to make more enjoyable the ordeal, which he has hit three puffs appears far off the fucking bus so no smoke or not smoke, just fuck you, "His Whore Mother ", or when you have three quarters of an hour preparing a meal, take her to the table and you will take the first bite sounds fucking balls and your life sucks because you end the conversation or when you has cooled food or hunger happened to you, "bitches" , or who may then in the lead after fifteen minutes in line at the supermarket checkout and get your turn at that moment is just roll the fucking machine or scanner and fuck the fucking face you just keep thinking asshole and "bitches" , is also the time when you jump on the couch (again) and just sounds motherfucker on telephone from the street, Fuck you Cabron, "bitches" , or when you go to take the subway and you walk into the station this bastard is going "bitches" , or when you go to plant a pine and tours you no paper roll, motherfucker Damn, "bitches" , or when you fill a drinks and after you've put the fucking ice, the fucking shit Ron and Cola it falls to the ground and you have to get another "bitches" , or that other mythical time classic fuck is make dinner, go to the dining room watching the Simpsons and it will start eating advertising and fuck you and eat you get to see the damn ads balls, "bitches"
... Anyway, there are thousands to choose the insurance that you can have your own, it is impossible to escape them, and the saying goes "It's not just being ugly ..."
do talking this crazy?
Then you will wonder ... I mean for example that time when you are about to watch a movie lying on the couch emulating a good dog shit in the sun, you go and you lie and you'll turn on the TV or DVD is that the remote control of the balls is not within the reach of your hand, at that moment is when you think "bitches", but that's not all, there are more moments, like when you go to your website home call the elevator and enters this coming just your neighbor next door who can not stand and you get to swallow seven fucking floor with him, "bitches" ...
more?, When you take 20 minutes fuck the sun waiting for the damn bus and decide to light up a cigar to make more enjoyable the ordeal, which he has hit three puffs appears far off the fucking bus so no smoke or not smoke, just fuck you, "His Whore Mother ", or when you have three quarters of an hour preparing a meal, take her to the table and you will take the first bite sounds fucking balls and your life sucks because you end the conversation or when you has cooled food or hunger happened to you, "bitches" , or who may then in the lead after fifteen minutes in line at the supermarket checkout and get your turn at that moment is just roll the fucking machine or scanner and fuck the fucking face you just keep thinking asshole and "bitches" , is also the time when you jump on the couch (again) and just sounds motherfucker on telephone from the street, Fuck you Cabron, "bitches" , or when you go to take the subway and you walk into the station this bastard is going "bitches" , or when you go to plant a pine and tours you no paper roll, motherfucker Damn, "bitches" , or when you fill a drinks and after you've put the fucking ice, the fucking shit Ron and Cola it falls to the ground and you have to get another "bitches" , or that other mythical time classic fuck is make dinner, go to the dining room watching the Simpsons and it will start eating advertising and fuck you and eat you get to see the damn ads balls, "bitches"
... Anyway, there are thousands to choose the insurance that you can have your own, it is impossible to escape them, and the saying goes "It's not just being ugly ..."
Brain.
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